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Liz Jones apologies...in the end

Mon, 1 March 2010 | Gigi Eligoloff

Regular readers of the Rock may recall a subtle little post we wrote in response to a (bitchy) batch of insults about mothers by journalist Liz Jones. We called it Will someone tell Liz Jones to shut up?   

The thing is, we've never been the type to just whisper behind people's backs. We leave that to those sneaky cyber-mums residing in another parallel (but not quite as amusing) universe. So we wrote to Liz to explain how wronged we felt. That was back in September last year, and we asked Liz if she would like to respond to our accusation that she had let the side down. Before you read her response, here's a glimpse of what she originally wrote (surprise, surprise in the Daily Mail).

"The other day, a group of mums was stood in my garden  -  don't ask me why  -  and one reached up to scratch her head, probably at me and my hedonistic lifestyle, and I caught sight of her stomach with its texture and hue of cold, congealed porridge and I couldn't help but stare, aghast."

Well guess what? Liz finally wrote back (lucky we didn't hold our breath). Actually, we're not surpised that it took this long, she must have had a list-of-people-to-say-sorry-to as long as her (bitter) arm. And so, here it is, Liz Jones's apology to mothers, via us, to you. No joke.

 Hi Gigi
 
Thank you so much for your email, it was so kind of you to get in touch. 
 
I am so sorry for the delay in replying,  people have been so kind in writing to me it is taking me a while to get back to everyone.
 
I'm so sorry that my article caused upset. I do of course have every respect for mums, so many are absolute superwomen who cope amazingly with jobs and homes as well as being dedicated mothers, which as I have seen first hand is a full time job in itself. 
 
Once again I do apologise for any offence.
 
Very best wishes,

Liz x
 

The Exmoor Files: How I Lost A Husband and Found Rural Bliss by Liz Jones is published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson and will be available in paperback from May 2010

Our favourite bit is the book plug at the end (never let an opportunity pass by eh?) But we were also amused to see that Liz manages to view what can only have been the kind of torrent of disapproval usually reserved for Jan Moir, as people being 'so kind'. What a glorious way to see the world!

So what's it to be? Forgiveness  ( apparently still - divine) or do we add this one to the existing chips on our shoulders. Which actually could be a major style faux pas since the one-shouldered look is still on trend this season. Decisions, decisions....

 

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Comments - 17 and counting...

I am rapidly reaching the point where her little bubble of self-obsessed, self-promotion, complete inability to see other people's point of view is becoming amusing - I mean does she REALLY think that constitutes an apology

Stupid mare (now which one in your picture am I thinking of ?)

Posted by: MuddlingAlong | 1 March 2010

That is classic. But then she does make a living out of living on a different planet. Why oh why do people buy the DM it is beyond me!

Posted by: TheMadHouse | 1 March 2010

okay Muddling, that's *snorts* quite funny. But let's not stoop to her original belly-bitching level. Unless it really, really, really makes you feel a little better.

Posted by: gigi | 1 March 2010

This woman annoys me so much - I wrote her an open letter (on my blog) not so long ago, just after she'd attempted to survive on benefits for a week *cue lots of eye rolling*. And again, there she is in todays DM (1st March) banging on about how much in debt she is!

Yes, it's funny that she's so out of touch with the real world but so annoying that the Daily Mail keep paying her to churn out this garbage.

The book plug is classic though.

Posted by: Nickie at Typecast | 1 March 2010

Arghhhhhh! And how glad we are to have Ms Jones in our lives, setting the cause back about a squillion years. A self confessed "high-maintenance post-feminist" who obviously hates other women, especially those who *gasp* worry less about their appearance 24/7 in the face of motherhood, sleepless nights and stretch marks.

I'll take my porridge tummy and raise you a poke in the eye...

Posted by: peabee | 1 March 2010

There are just women in the world who see other women as a threat. Shame really, because once you become a mum, the sisterhood is world-wide and without borders. I'd prefer the love of my kids to a bloomin' horse any day.

Posted by: Pia | 1 March 2010

Liz Jones. She is completely barking mad, isn't she? I'd quite like some of whatever she's on. It would make my life as an absolute superwoman coping with job, home and children so much easier. Snort.

Posted by: karamina | 2 March 2010

I know for a fact that she has deeply weird and scary eyes. Far worse than the state of my tummy. And what's with the 'probably at the state of my hedonistic lifestyle'? Of course all mothers live a peaceful, alcohol, hedonstic-free lifestyle don't we? I forgot that as well as 'superwomen' (a throw back to the 80's that makes me want to punch someone) we don't actually have social lives. I have always loathed her and her cringey columns. The apology smacks of what I'd call an all-staffer, no real thought and as for the book plug? F**k right off!

Hmm feel better now, this post may have been the tonic I needed to rant.

Posted by: itsamummyslife | 3 March 2010

I know for a fact that she has deeply weird and scary eyes. Far worse than the state of my tummy. And what's with the 'probably at the state of my hedonistic lifestyle'? Of course all mothers live a peaceful, alcohol, hedonstic-free lifestyle don't we? I forgot that as well as 'superwomen' (a throw back to the 80's that makes me want to punch someone) we don't actually have social lives. I have always loathed her and her cringey columns. The apology smacks of what I'd call an all-staffer, no real thought and as for the book plug? F**k right off!

Hmm feel better now, this post may have been the tonic I needed to rant.

Posted by: itsamummyslife | 3 March 2010

So cross I posted twice!!! ermmmm not sure how that happened.

Posted by: itsamummyslife | 3 March 2010

Oh. My. God. I just read the piece in the Mail. Whaaaat? These people standing in her garden offending her with their bodies & annoying her just by being mums are her FRIENDS? Not any more I guess if they read this. I am aghast at this woman's distaste & bitterness at other women. I agree though Muddlingalong - it really is so barkingly mad it's funny!

Posted by: nomorexcuses | 3 March 2010

I don't give a hoot about what she says. She is a fruitcake and a media diva... She stepped outside the circle of sisterhood long ago...at least she's honest and out in the open with her criticism, it's the underhand ones you have to watch out for ladies x

Posted by: nixdminx | 4 March 2010

Liz Jones eh? Woman who cowers in the country surrounded by neurosis and cats. Her inward thinking, self obsessing streams of consciousness delivered from her under nourished frame and beseeching mad eyes are teeing her up for a bit part in Lark Rise to Candleford. After all they always have the mad, rocking, irritant who lurks on the outskirts of the town. Or of course if that parts taken - there's always the village idiot. She is a shoe in either way.
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Posted by: Alison Craig | 10 March 2010

Wow that is one disillusioned woman! :0S
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Posted by: Nova | 16 March 2010

Liz Jones. She is completely barking mad, isn't she? I'd quite like some of whatever she's on. It would make my life as an absolute superwoman coping with job, home and children so much easier. Snort.

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Posted by: onasis | 11 June 2010

I am aghast at this woman's distaste & bitterness at other women. I agree though Muddlingalong - it really is so barkingly mad it's funny!

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Posted by: moska | 12 June 2010

Hi Gigi,

I'm sure Liz that have done a great job. It's not easy to apologize when you know you didn't do anything wrong. I mean, each person is entitled to its own opinion. Now, Liz was just trying to speak her heart out. And if it hurts other person it's not her fault. But maybe just maybe the person involve might be too sensitive then I guess Liz has done good thing.

Some people are just very sensitive or their mind is not too broad to undestand the differences of human. Every existing creature has different experience or may react differently in every situation. So, are we is entitled to our own opinion.

-Angella Wilson

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